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Banana Republic Aiden Shorts Review
The 1990s – a time when sitcoms were the shit, and the shorts were… well, just shit

The 90s were a wonderful time for a lot of things: the US economy, legendary sitcoms, steroid-fuelled home run records.

But you know what went through a real rough patch in the 90s? Menswear.

From Jerry Seinfeld’s billowing shirts to Matthew Perry’s billowing hair, it’s kind of like men just decided “You know what, we’re really sorry, but we’re taking a decade off. See ya in 2001 when Ocean’s 11 comes out.”

And nowhere was menswear’s “f@¢k-it” attitude more apparent than in shorts. You can blame the last bow of the 20th century for the rise of the baggy, ill-fitting and often extraneously pocketed “shorts” that unfortunately still adorn the quads and (sigh) shins of some men today.

Fortunately, the world of menswear finally regained its footing in the 21st century, and outlawed the board short, swinging back toward slimmer-fitting, knee-exposing, stylish shorts—much to the delight of our calves.

In this post I’ll outline what I look for in a good pair of shorts, and explain why Banana Republic’s Aiden short is one of the best bets for your buck (at least in my humble opinion).

How Your Shorts Should Fit

Slim and Trim

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts ReviewGenerally speaking, your shorts should follow most of the same rules as your pants: you want them to be slim and follow the sweep of your quads pretty closely down to the bottom, leaving only about an inch or so of room between your skin and the shorts.

By contrast, the baggy shorts of the 90s tended to cut a silhouette that looked more like a skirt than a shortened pair of pants. Cinched at the waist, they flowed out almost horizontally, meaning that when the wind picked up your legs looked like a schooner setting sail (never a great look).

Just look at that picture in the introduction above. That guy could practically fit two of his legs in each leg of those shorts. Why would he want to do that? I don’t know. But then I also don’t know why he’d want to wear those shorts to begin with…

Hit Just Above the Knee

Not only were the shorts of the 90s too wide, but they were also way too long. You want your shorts to hit just above the knee when you’re standing up straight.

Any longer and you’ll quickly venture into the perilous territory of capri pants; any shorter and you’ll look like Richard Simmons in an early 80s aerobics class.

Got Cargo? Call Fed Ex

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts ReviewAnd finally we come to one of the least necessary trends in menswear’s history: the proliferation of pockets.

Sure, cell phones came into popularity in the 90s after overcoming the Zack Morris largesse of the 80s. But other than that, did men really have more to carry than they did in the 60s, 70s or 80s? And even if they did, why would they think their thighs were the appropriate place to carry it??

Guys, I can’t stress this enough: if you were meant to transport cargo with your body, you’d have a pouch, like a kangaroo. But you don’t (I hope?), and you shouldn’t try to force the issue by slapping a giant pocket on your shorts.

Skip the cargo shorts (and cargo pants, for that matter) in favor of a traditional five-pocket pair. If you have a lot to carry, you can grab a pretty stylish shoulder bag on Amazon for less than 150 bucks.

Banana Republic Aiden Short Review

With that explanation of what to look for (along with an admittedly slightly long-winded explanation of what not to look for) out of the way, let’s break down what makes the Aidens such a great option.

The Perfect Cut

Waist:

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts ReviewI oscillate between a size 32 and size 34 depending on the brand, fit, cut, etc. In the Aidens I opted for a 32 and found them almost perfect. They were a little tight at first, but I figured they’d stretch a little over time, and that’s exactly what happened. Now I can wear them with or without a belt, with zero fear that they’ll slide down.

Width:

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts ReviewThe first thing I noticed when I tried on the Aidens was how closely they matched my aforementioned conception of the ideal short. When I first pulled them off the rack they looked a little too wide, but once I tried them on that worry evaporated – they perfectly wrapped around my thighs and cut just the right silhouette.

Length:

At 5’9″ with a 30″ inseam, I also found the size 32 waist offered the perfect length. Mine hit just above the knee, pretty much exactly like the model they show on their website. (Although my legs are admittedly much, much hairier.)

Multiple Options

As with many BR products, the Aiden comes in a wide variety of colors. Personally I own them in a classic khaki color, an off white and a blue. All three fit the same and it’s nice to know I’ve got a go-to pair that I can wear with literally any polo or button-down shirt.

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts Review

In addition to a variety of colors, you can also get the Aiden in multiple fabrics. They offer seersucker (great for especially hot climates), cotton (all three that I have fall into this category), and “luxe stretch” options.

The Right Price

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts Review(And Frequent Sales)

If you go to a major department store, you could easily  spend 100 bucks on a designer pair of shorts this stylish. But BR’s always been good at offering affordable, but still well made and stylish options.

The Aidens start at about 60 bucks, but frequently go on sale, making them available for between 30 and 40 bucks, depending on which model you’re look at. Considering that I’ve had the same pair for three summers now and don’t see any signs of wear and tear, I’d say it was 30 bucks very well spent.

As of this writing, BR’s running a 40% off sale on their website. Use code SUNSHINE at checkout.

Summing it All Up

This summer, skip the skirt-like board shorts and opt for a slimmer, more stylish option. Check out Banana Republic’s website or head there in person to pick up a pair of Aidens (on sale, if you play your cards right) and enjoy the summer in style.

Banana Republic Aiden Shorts Review

Oh, and by the way: the “shorts and socks” look? Never a great combo. Check out this post to learn how to go sockless this summer.

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